First Punch

[craftingrebel]

[Hellllloooo New Bark Town! Here, have a rather unpleasant glare from Kanji as he blinks confusedly at the device in his hands.] This thing workin' yet? Che, finally... [And with an awkward cough Kanji zooms out enough for you to see a Pichu playing happily on his shoulder.]

Where the hell am I? The last thing I remember was that I was talkin' to ma and--Aww shit, don't tell me I'm in the TV world again. Dammit Teddie, this ain't funny! [He pauses as he gently scopes the bouncing bundle of joy into his arms.]

And could someone tell me what this thing is!? It's kinda cu--

EXCUSE ME SIR, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO ASK YOU TO PUT DOWN THE POKéMON! OR GIVE IT TO ME.

[Kanji jumps up slightly in surprise as he accidentally drops his gear. Someone dressed up in an officer uniform slowly inches closer.] You stole that pokémon didn't you? Sir, I'm gonna ask you this one more time, hand over the--

What the hell, I don't even know what this thing's name is and you think I stole it?!

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[restardom.livejournal.com]

[ at this point, Rise's just so happy to see him that she's missing some tell-tale signs. But the gear's piping up with-- ]

He's legit, Officer!

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[craftingrebel]

[The officer looks up and then over as they bend over to examine Kanji's gear.]

Well I guess he is. My apologies sir. [Aaaand with that the officer leaves. Kanji grumbles as he picks up the forgotten device.]

Che, friggin cops...

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[craftingrebel]

[He grumbles some more before eying the screen. He blinks confusedly-- the hell?]

Rise?

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[restardom.livejournal.com]

Getting into trouble so soon, Kanji? Gee, I thought you knew better.

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[crossinggenders.livejournal.com]

Stop right there! This person is a new trainer here!!

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[craftingrebel]

[The officer tenses up slightly at the voice and then turns around before finding Kanji's gear. Well.... isn't that awkward. So he is a trainer after all. Ooops.]

So I see, my sincerest apologies sir.

[Kanji grumbles as he watches the officer walk off.] Che, stupid friggin...

Uhhh--thanks, I guess.

[Video]

[crossinggenders.livejournal.com]

No problem. Heeh... That weird butler guy was right when he said that the police were pretty useless here.

video | story of his life :c

[craftingrebel]

[Kanji blinks as he raises a brow. Wait--huh?]

The hell is Johto?

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[bufudyned.livejournal.com]

[with obvious surprise] Stole? Why on Earth would they think you stole that Pokemon?

[video]

[craftingrebel]

Hell if I know. They always think I've done somethin' wrong.

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[bufudyned.livejournal.com]

Everyone is given a Pokemon when they first arrive here. One would think the officers would know this.

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[unzodiacal.livejournal.com]

Did you really steal that little rat?

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[craftingrebel]

What the-- NO I just got here!

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[unzodiacal.livejournal.com]

So it's yours, then. Man up and tell the officer lady to back off.

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[usedrawr.livejournal.com]

[scandalous gasp!]

Kanji! Fighting the law already, huh? Impressive!

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[craftingrebel]

[Oh sweet Jesus.... why? WHY?! Just--this face.]

[video]

[craftingrebel]

How in the hell is that-- you know what, I don't even wanna know.

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[usedrawr.livejournal.com]

Know what?

. . . I don't get it.

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[usedcabbages.livejournal.com]

[Fuck. Another one of you annoying, meddling children? Dammit, this is getting old. Like this is what Adachi needs right now.]

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[usedcabbages.livejournal.com]

[Muttered under his breath -- it sounds as if he doesn't realize he's got the mic on. (Spoiler: he knows.)] Man, they weren't kidding about the police here...

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[craftingrebel]

[Kanji opens his mouth pretty much ready to respond but pauses. Wait a minute, he's heard that voice before... No--noooo fuckin' way.]

Oh yeah? Pretty funny you're sayin' that.

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[tarotcards]

[Just checking the gear over here between work to-- WAIT A MINUTE]

Kanji? Looks like you're ba--

[video]

[tarotcards]

[AAAAAAAAAAND YOU'RE BACK FOR TROUBLE AREN'T YOU]

Hey, police officer, he's new here. [Looks like someone hit the reset button.]