First Punch

[craftingrebel]

[Hellllloooo New Bark Town! Here, have a rather unpleasant glare from Kanji as he blinks confusedly at the device in his hands.] This thing workin' yet? Che, finally... [And with an awkward cough Kanji zooms out enough for you to see a Pichu playing happily on his shoulder.]

Where the hell am I? The last thing I remember was that I was talkin' to ma and--Aww shit, don't tell me I'm in the TV world again. Dammit Teddie, this ain't funny! [He pauses as he gently scopes the bouncing bundle of joy into his arms.]

And could someone tell me what this thing is!? It's kinda cu--

EXCUSE ME SIR, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO ASK YOU TO PUT DOWN THE POKéMON! OR GIVE IT TO ME.

[Kanji jumps up slightly in surprise as he accidentally drops his gear. Someone dressed up in an officer uniform slowly inches closer.] You stole that pokémon didn't you? Sir, I'm gonna ask you this one more time, hand over the--

What the hell, I don't even know what this thing's name is and you think I stole it?!

Comments

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[crossinggenders.livejournal.com]

No problem. Heeh... That weird butler guy was right when he said that the police were pretty useless here.

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[craftingrebel]

The police in general are pretty useless.

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[crossinggenders.livejournal.com]

Laws don't really exist anymore in my world, so you have a point there.

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[craftingrebel]

Wait--you don't have shit like that where you're from?

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[crossinggenders.livejournal.com]

Not at all. The only law in Black Spot is: "Fight or be killed."

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[craftingrebel]

Heh, so your place is like survival of the fittest huh?

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[crossinggenders.livejournal.com]

That's exactly right. It's a very dangerous place to be.

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[craftingrebel]

That doesn't sound too bad.

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[crossinggenders.livejournal.com]

Waaah... It sounds like you're really used to fighting!

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[craftingrebel]

Well you gotta when you have to get through stupid shit.

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[crossinggenders.livejournal.com]

I can understand that too, but I'm not much of a fighter...

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[craftingrebel]

Really? How'd you survive then?

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[crossinggenders.livejournal.com]

Quick wits and having a group of strong friends!

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[craftingrebel]

Heh, I'd rather be with my friends in a place like that then be all by myself.

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[crossinggenders.livejournal.com]

I can understand your feelings! And I'm sure you'll find your friends here too.

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[craftingrebel]

Yeah--most of 'em are already here. Which is pretty friggin weird...

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[crossinggenders.livejournal.com]

Actually, I would say that your very lucky. I'm almost jealous.

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[craftingrebel]

Huh? Why, are your friends not here?

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[crossinggenders.livejournal.com]

No. None of them at all.

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[craftingrebel]

Aww, well don't give up hope man. Maybe someone'll come.