First Punch

[craftingrebel]

[Hellllloooo New Bark Town! Here, have a rather unpleasant glare from Kanji as he blinks confusedly at the device in his hands.] This thing workin' yet? Che, finally... [And with an awkward cough Kanji zooms out enough for you to see a Pichu playing happily on his shoulder.]

Where the hell am I? The last thing I remember was that I was talkin' to ma and--Aww shit, don't tell me I'm in the TV world again. Dammit Teddie, this ain't funny! [He pauses as he gently scopes the bouncing bundle of joy into his arms.]

And could someone tell me what this thing is!? It's kinda cu--

EXCUSE ME SIR, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO ASK YOU TO PUT DOWN THE POKéMON! OR GIVE IT TO ME.

[Kanji jumps up slightly in surprise as he accidentally drops his gear. Someone dressed up in an officer uniform slowly inches closer.] You stole that pokémon didn't you? Sir, I'm gonna ask you this one more time, hand over the--

What the hell, I don't even know what this thing's name is and you think I stole it?!

Comments

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[restardom.livejournal.com]

[ at this point, Rise's just so happy to see him that she's missing some tell-tale signs. But the gear's piping up with-- ]

He's legit, Officer!

[Video]

[crossinggenders.livejournal.com]

Stop right there! This person is a new trainer here!!

[video]

[bufudyned.livejournal.com]

[with obvious surprise] Stole? Why on Earth would they think you stole that Pokemon?

video

[unzodiacal.livejournal.com]

Did you really steal that little rat?

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[usedrawr.livejournal.com]

[scandalous gasp!]

Kanji! Fighting the law already, huh? Impressive!

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[usedcabbages.livejournal.com]

[Fuck. Another one of you annoying, meddling children? Dammit, this is getting old. Like this is what Adachi needs right now.]

[video] 1/2

[tarotcards]

[Just checking the gear over here between work to-- WAIT A MINUTE]

Kanji? Looks like you're ba--