First Punch

[craftingrebel]

[Hellllloooo New Bark Town! Here, have a rather unpleasant glare from Kanji as he blinks confusedly at the device in his hands.] This thing workin' yet? Che, finally... [And with an awkward cough Kanji zooms out enough for you to see a Pichu playing happily on his shoulder.]

Where the hell am I? The last thing I remember was that I was talkin' to ma and--Aww shit, don't tell me I'm in the TV world again. Dammit Teddie, this ain't funny! [He pauses as he gently scopes the bouncing bundle of joy into his arms.]

And could someone tell me what this thing is!? It's kinda cu--

EXCUSE ME SIR, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO ASK YOU TO PUT DOWN THE POKéMON! OR GIVE IT TO ME.

[Kanji jumps up slightly in surprise as he accidentally drops his gear. Someone dressed up in an officer uniform slowly inches closer.] You stole that pokémon didn't you? Sir, I'm gonna ask you this one more time, hand over the--

What the hell, I don't even know what this thing's name is and you think I stole it?!

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[craftingrebel]

Well that's just great. What are these things anyways? [And with that Kanji glances at his Pichu.]

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[craftingrebel]

Handbook?

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[craftingrebel]

[. . . . this is Kanji. This is Kanji digging through his bag to see what handbook he has. A few minutes later he pulls out the same handbook.]

Huh, guess I'm a breeder now? Uhh thanks--?

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[craftingrebel]

[welp, hearing some of that sure was.... interesting. Hopefully he'd never have to... yeah, no. He's just not gonna think about that type of stuff.]

I'm Kanji Tatsumi. Uhh-- h-how do you know when they're compatible?

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[craftingrebel]

T-That makes sense I guess. So do you catch 'em and then... breed 'em or somethin'?

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[craftingrebel]

B-Breed with someone else's?

video | it is amazing |Dc

[craftingrebel]

So they don't--uhhh... they don't go off and do their own thing right?

video | hehehe

[craftingrebel]

[Kanji nods 'cause seriously this is totes awkward for him.]

video | :3c i need to stop submitting without touching the subject line ;u;

[craftingrebel]

Well that's good.

video | ;n; it sucks

[craftingrebel]

U-uhhh, yeah...

video | totes

[craftingrebel]

Nothing's wrong! I'm fine! [liiies]

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[craftingrebel]

Y-Yeah! Of course I'm sure!

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[craftingrebel]

Yeah! [hahaha, it's just-- the thought of sex (unsure)]