First Punch

[craftingrebel]

[Hellllloooo New Bark Town! Here, have a rather unpleasant glare from Kanji as he blinks confusedly at the device in his hands.] This thing workin' yet? Che, finally... [And with an awkward cough Kanji zooms out enough for you to see a Pichu playing happily on his shoulder.]

Where the hell am I? The last thing I remember was that I was talkin' to ma and--Aww shit, don't tell me I'm in the TV world again. Dammit Teddie, this ain't funny! [He pauses as he gently scopes the bouncing bundle of joy into his arms.]

And could someone tell me what this thing is!? It's kinda cu--

EXCUSE ME SIR, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO ASK YOU TO PUT DOWN THE POKéMON! OR GIVE IT TO ME.

[Kanji jumps up slightly in surprise as he accidentally drops his gear. Someone dressed up in an officer uniform slowly inches closer.] You stole that pokémon didn't you? Sir, I'm gonna ask you this one more time, hand over the--

What the hell, I don't even know what this thing's name is and you think I stole it?!

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[craftingrebel]

Yeah, and one would think those pricks would know their own names.

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[bufudyned.livejournal.com]

[she sighs]

I apologize that your introduction to Johto was less than satisfactory.

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[craftingrebel]

What, are you in charge of those dumb asses?

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[bufudyned.livejournal.com]

Not at all, but my apology still stands.

-- my name is Mitsuru Kirijo.

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[craftingrebel]

Uhhh--okay.

'm Kanji Tatsumi. Nice to meet you Kirijo-san.