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kanji tatsumi (巽完二) ([personal profile] craftingrebel) wrote2011-03-13 05:01 pm

First Punch

[Hellllloooo New Bark Town! Here, have a rather unpleasant glare from Kanji as he blinks confusedly at the device in his hands.] This thing workin' yet? Che, finally... [And with an awkward cough Kanji zooms out enough for you to see a Pichu playing happily on his shoulder.]

Where the hell am I? The last thing I remember was that I was talkin' to ma and--Aww shit, don't tell me I'm in the TV world again. Dammit Teddie, this ain't funny! [He pauses as he gently scopes the bouncing bundle of joy into his arms.]

And could someone tell me what this thing is!? It's kinda cu--

EXCUSE ME SIR, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO ASK YOU TO PUT DOWN THE POKéMON! OR GIVE IT TO ME.

[Kanji jumps up slightly in surprise as he accidentally drops his gear. Someone dressed up in an officer uniform slowly inches closer.] You stole that pokémon didn't you? Sir, I'm gonna ask you this one more time, hand over the--

What the hell, I don't even know what this thing's name is and you think I stole it?!

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[identity profile] restardom.livejournal.com 2011-03-13 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[ at this point, Rise's just so happy to see him that she's missing some tell-tale signs. But the gear's piping up with-- ]

He's legit, Officer!

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[identity profile] restardom.livejournal.com 2011-03-13 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Getting into trouble so soon, Kanji? Gee, I thought you knew better.

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[identity profile] restardom.livejournal.com 2011-03-13 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, if you'd just tell them you're too much of a sucker for cute furry things to--

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[identity profile] restardom.livejournal.com 2011-03-13 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
... No, wait. Then they'd really think you stole it.

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[identity profile] restardom.livejournal.com 2011-03-13 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
... [ inner orz. ] You'd believe me if I said inside a video game, right?

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[identity profile] restardom.livejournal.com 2011-03-14 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
Noot exactly. Welcome to the world of Pokémon! That little guy you've got with you is called a Pichu.

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[identity profile] restardom.livejournal.com 2011-03-14 08:05 am (UTC)(link)
If you're dreaming about me and not Naoto, I don't wanna know.

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[identity profile] restardom.livejournal.com 2011-03-14 04:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Everyone now, except for Yosuke-senpai.

[ nice try there, bro. ]

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[identity profile] restardom.livejournal.com 2011-03-14 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, it's been nine months for me, less for everyone else.

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[identity profile] restardom.livejournal.com 2011-03-15 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
Time passes differently here. Like, it doesn't pass back home at all.

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[identity profile] restardom.livejournal.com 2011-03-15 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, Kanji, listen up! I'm only going to say this once!

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[identity profile] restardom.livejournal.com 2011-03-15 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
... And by once, I mean twice.

Time doesn't pass back home while we're here.