First Punch

[craftingrebel]

[Hellllloooo New Bark Town! Here, have a rather unpleasant glare from Kanji as he blinks confusedly at the device in his hands.] This thing workin' yet? Che, finally... [And with an awkward cough Kanji zooms out enough for you to see a Pichu playing happily on his shoulder.]

Where the hell am I? The last thing I remember was that I was talkin' to ma and--Aww shit, don't tell me I'm in the TV world again. Dammit Teddie, this ain't funny! [He pauses as he gently scopes the bouncing bundle of joy into his arms.]

And could someone tell me what this thing is!? It's kinda cu--

EXCUSE ME SIR, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO ASK YOU TO PUT DOWN THE POKéMON! OR GIVE IT TO ME.

[Kanji jumps up slightly in surprise as he accidentally drops his gear. Someone dressed up in an officer uniform slowly inches closer.] You stole that pokémon didn't you? Sir, I'm gonna ask you this one more time, hand over the--

What the hell, I don't even know what this thing's name is and you think I stole it?!

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[craftingrebel]

Laugh it up you sick bastard. Consider your ass renovated if I ever get my hands on you.

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[usedcabbages.livejournal.com]

Do you really think it's that easy?

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[craftingrebel]

Hell yeah, you bastard! We've already mopped the floor with your sorry ass once, and it'll be just as easy to do it again.

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[usedcabbages.livejournal.com]

Right, right. Striking fear and concern into people who have no idea... that's a great idea.

I'm sure Dojima-san would take your word over mine without question. [CREEPY LAUGH.]

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[craftingrebel]

Che, just leave it to you to hide behind some lame shit like that. We'll figure something out. We did it before, we'll do it again.

[oh, oh he really wants to shove his foot up your ass. but that dojima card B( not cool, not cool.]

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[usedcabbages.livejournal.com]

I'd have to do something first, you know. After all, what happened back in Inaba really isn't relevant here. You're already getting a reputation with the police here. Stirring up anything unprovoked wouldn't be smart.

[He's going to play every agitating card he can right now. Just to rub salt in the wounds a bit.]

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[craftingrebel]

You--you lousy sorry ass punk.

[y-yeahhhh he really wants to punch you B(]

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[usedcabbages.livejournal.com]

Lousy? I'm only being honest.

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[craftingrebel]

Honest?! Like hell you're being honest! If you're playing that card then Dojima would already know of all the shit you've done.

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[usedcabbages.livejournal.com]

I'm being honest with you, aren't I? Really, Tatsumi. Causing a panic really wouldn't help anyone. Sure, it would be nice, wouldn't it? You could use a boost to that sad sense of justice and righteousness by putting me in a hole and pitting the majority of Johto against me! And then what would I do?

Ha... HAHAHAHA. It's a shame that'll go over just as well as throwing people into TVs would.

Learn to pick your battles, kid. Now's just not the time or place for it, whether you like it or not.

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[craftingrebel]

You sorry sack of shit. [8| aaand with that Kanji cuts off communication.]