First Punch

[craftingrebel]

[Hellllloooo New Bark Town! Here, have a rather unpleasant glare from Kanji as he blinks confusedly at the device in his hands.] This thing workin' yet? Che, finally... [And with an awkward cough Kanji zooms out enough for you to see a Pichu playing happily on his shoulder.]

Where the hell am I? The last thing I remember was that I was talkin' to ma and--Aww shit, don't tell me I'm in the TV world again. Dammit Teddie, this ain't funny! [He pauses as he gently scopes the bouncing bundle of joy into his arms.]

And could someone tell me what this thing is!? It's kinda cu--

EXCUSE ME SIR, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO ASK YOU TO PUT DOWN THE POKéMON! OR GIVE IT TO ME.

[Kanji jumps up slightly in surprise as he accidentally drops his gear. Someone dressed up in an officer uniform slowly inches closer.] You stole that pokémon didn't you? Sir, I'm gonna ask you this one more time, hand over the--

What the hell, I don't even know what this thing's name is and you think I stole it?!

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[craftingrebel]

How in the hell is that-- you know what, I don't even wanna know.

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[usedrawr.livejournal.com]

Know what?

. . . I don't get it.

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[craftingrebel]

Nothin', just don't worry about it. Who all is with you?

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[usedrawr.livejournal.com]

. . . I'm confuzzled.

[why you gotta do this, kanji. after a small pause, though, teddie just keeps going.]

I'm all by myself in Goldenrod! Rise-chan was here, but she left.

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[craftingrebel]

Just don't worry your little fuzz-brain over it.

[because you take his derricious topsicles BC]

Why'd she leave? And why are you by yourself?

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[usedrawr.livejournal.com]

Little? It's not little!

But, um, I think she had something to do with Violet. I think I'm gonna leave soon too, though.

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[craftingrebel]

Whatever Teddie.

So--you're moving on? Do you know where everyone else is?

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[usedrawr.livejournal.com]

[a nod!]

I think they're in Violet! Um, last I checked. That's about a week from where you a--

Hey, wait! Where are you anyway, Kanji?!

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[craftingrebel]

The sign says I'm in New Bark Town.

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[usedrawr.livejournal.com]

New Bark?! What're you doing all the way over th--Oh... Oh!

[and then it sinks in.]

I thought you were acting a little strange.

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[craftingrebel]

Where else would I be? [He pauses as he quirks a brow.] Strange? Whaddya mean, strange?! I haven't changed!

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[usedrawr.livejournal.com]

Last time I talked to you, you were all the way in an icy place! I think.

But now you're in New Bark and you don't know what Pokémon are! There's only one explanation...

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[craftingrebel]

The hell are you talking about Teddie? I was never in an icy place.

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[usedrawr.livejournal.com]

I was getting to that, Kanji!

As I was saying... There's only one explanation! [drumroll, please...] You left and came back!

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[craftingrebel]

[dis faise.... 'cause seriously, what?]

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[craftingrebel]

But I don't remember being here before.

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[usedrawr.livejournal.com]

That happens, sometimes! And sometimes it doesn't!

I know it happened to Yuki-chan and Chie-chan, but not to Nana-chan. I'm telling the truth, though!

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[craftingrebel]

Oh yeah, Rise told me everyone was here except for Yosuke-senpai... But that's--pretty messed up. Wonder why it did that.

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[usedrawr.livejournal.com]

Yeah... It's beary puzzling. People leave and come back all the time.

[a pause.]

Like you! You sure you don't remembear anything, Kanji?

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[craftingrebel]

Teddie, if I was here before I'm pretty sure I'd remember somethin' like this.

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[usedrawr.livejournal.com]

I know! I'm just making sure.

I guess you really did leave and then come back again... Just like Yuki-chan... This stuff is so weird.

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[craftingrebel]

Man, you're tellin' me.

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[usedrawr.livejournal.com]

Uh... I guess there's only one thing to say!

Welcome to Johto! ... Again!

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[craftingrebel]

Thanks Teddie.

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[usedrawr.livejournal.com]

No problem, Kanji!

So... You know. Any questions?